We’m A Lesbian: Stop Asking Me To Really Have A Threesome With Your Boyfriend

We’m A Lesbian: Stop Asking Me To Really Have A Threesome With Your Boyfriend

Fine sweet babes, let us explore threesomes. No, perhaps perhaps not lesbian threesomes (that is articles for an entire other time. ), В I am speaing frankly about a kind that is different of. A threesome demand, by itself. A fantastic event sweeping over the country, focusing on innocent lesbians looking for authentic lesbian connections.

OK, allow me to backtrack for an additional. Close your pretty eyes, and visualize the following scene:

It really is a lonely friday evening. It is cold temperatures. Perhaps i have been stood through to a romantic date. Perhaps there is myself displaced and alienated at a sparkly party that is fancy. Possibly i am all decked out with nowhere to get. Perhaps i am within my pink silk Betsey Johnson pajamas, sinking to the slate grey settee, spiraling straight down the girl vortex that is lonely.

Whatever. That knows? Whom cares? Because for whatever empty explanation, i am swiping my entire life away on Tinder, Bumble, whatever app that is dating. I have tossed right back a couple of cups of wine and have always been swimming when you look at the Tinder pond.

Swipe. Swipe. Swipe. Yawn. Yawn. Yawn. Another day, another buck.

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